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Bristol Palin 

A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.

Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."

Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"

Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."
Bristol Palin by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010
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Bristol Palin 

The daughter of Republican VP Nominee Sarah Palin. She's a big neo-Nazi strumpet who's blatant unprotected vaginal corndoggery undermines her mother's fascist agenda for moral order.
Bristol Palin:
Country First! Condoms Second!
Bristol Palin by Hasn't Bin Laden October 23, 2008

Bristol Palin 

To be underage and pregnant. Especially if your parents are a part of the Religious Right
I think Becky and I are going to go all the way tonight.

Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.
Bristol Palin by Somethingcatchy October 20, 2008

Bristol Palin 

The daughter of the homophobic republican Sarah palin. Shes a stupid whore who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a homophobe like her dumbass mother. Shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on Dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party fucked up the votes. Shes also fat bitch!
I wish Bristol palin would get shot!
Bristol Palin by MJlover20 December 10, 2010

Bristol Palin 

MILF. Pregnant daughter of 2008 Vice President candidate Sarah Palin.
- Hey did you hear Bristol Palin is pregnant?
- Yeah! That MILF!
Bristol Palin by JTC374 October 20, 2008

Bristol Palin syndrome 

When a daughter makes her mother look hot, as Bristol Palin does to her mother.
dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.

dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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