by Tizzle Sizzle June 9, 2003
by BBKling September 9, 2008
Bristol is the only suburban town, but called a city, you will see a 14 year old on a skateboard carrying a 40oz while smoking a cigarette. It is also the only place you can catch people dealing drugs on the street attached to the police station. The only place where the cops care less than anything about dui this side of the mississippi. And why? Because the towns newspaper tells you where the DUI checkpoints are the day before. It is the place where the middle-schoolers party harder than your average college student. White suburbia at its finest. The only place you can find a wizard waving to you on a busy intersection or perhaps a vietnam vet who took rides a bicycle that he stole and yells crazy things, and everyones pretty sure he has a steady diet of malt liquor. Bristol is the amsterdam of connecticut, everyone you know sells drugs. Most of them are the most wannabe malibus most wanted type gangsta kids ever. Bristol is the one city you love to hate and somehow can never leave. Home of espn.
Kid at party: You from bristol?
Matt budson: yeah
Kid at party: You got bud?
Matt budson:yeah I got piff all day nothing less than a quarter kid.
Kid at party: damn them kids from bristol are crazy.
Matt budson: yeah
Kid at party: You got bud?
Matt budson:yeah I got piff all day nothing less than a quarter kid.
Kid at party: damn them kids from bristol are crazy.
by bkmc May 6, 2008
The extreme bristoling during season 11 of Dancing With the Stars led to several qualified dancers being eliminated prior to the finals, in favor of a less qualified dancer.
by pissed_at_brist November 24, 2010
The act of becoming severly intoxicated while at Bristol Motor Speedway. Typically accompanied with vomitting, random acts of tomfoolery and belligerent outbursts of profanity.
While watching the race in Bristol, Frank the Tank began showing signs of being bristoled. Drink stains on the shirt, graphic sexual conversation with the hired bartender and an unwillingness to cooperate were all clear signs of being bristoled.
by Bag King November 18, 2010
When driving past the Bristol garage in Kensington (with your girlfriend in the passenger seat), exclaim "nice Bristols!" - quickly followed by pointing at the Bristol garage on the corner, before you get a slap.
by Charley Farley January 6, 2009