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Brian Peppers 

Possibly the ugliest/coolest guy ever. A convicted sex offender, he has an abnormal appearance. Brian Peppers has become a recent internet celebrity as people have been accessing his photo through a sex offender database.

Nickname: "BeeP"
BRIAN PEPPERS, SEX GOD*!
(* = offender)

I'D LET HIM GROSSLY SEXUALLY IMPOSITION ME ANYDAY!
Brian Peppers by soliloquy April 1, 2005
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Brian Peppers 

One of the biggest internet sensations known to man. He is a role model to many a' people around the world. He is a convicted sex offender in Ohio. He suffers from "crouzon's syndrome", making him that much more ugly. His face kind of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving hell out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. When you take it out you get, Brian Peppers. Acording to files he resides in a place called "White House Rehab" in Ohio. Yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell you that there is no such person living there. We all know they are lying because the government told them to.
1. I went to Brian Peppers house today. He touched me then I got the fuck out of there because his face looks like a pumpkin.

2. Person 1: "The people at white house rehab said that hes not there"
Person 2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there."
Brian Peppers by Mitch Tersteg November 21, 2006

Brian Peppers 

A guy who has a condition that caused him to be an internet meme.
Well, Your mom looks like Brian Peppers!
Brian Peppers by I like Peter January 30, 2023

The Brian Peppers Experience 

Noun. This term is used for any incidence of molestation or rape, usually dealing with small boys. It's a phrase that can be used in any everyday conversation, as long as you are under the age of 8.

Brian Peppers is feared around the world, it's no wonder there's a term named after him.
"Mom, I had "The Brian Peppers Experience" today, he said he didn't want you to know I've been playing video games at his house all week. He made me a cool drink, and that's all I remember!"

brain-pepper 

a word to describe a state when the brain is overworked
I am so brain-peppered right now!
brain-pepper by sooji March 24, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026