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brett baker

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER SAYS HE IS BETTER THAN KEVIN ANNAS AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. BETTER THAN PERFECT. IS HOT, SEXY, AND HAS A HUGE PENIS, IS A SWEETHEART AND IS THE NICEST PERSON I KNOW HE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DON´T NEED IT AND WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. IF YOU MEET THIS MAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY BECAUSE HE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART EVEN THO HE SAYS HE IS NOT. REALLY STRONG AND THE GREATEST FRIEND OR BOY FRIEND YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS THE BEST AND IS BETTER THAN KEVIN IN EVERY WAY. HE IS THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS A NERD IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND WILL WATCH MOVIES ALL DAY WITH YOU MAKING EVERYTHING FUN WITH BRETT
Ethan: hey did you talk to BRETT BAKER at all.
Jared: yes i did talk to BRETT BAKER.
random person: who is Brett baker.
BRETT BAKER: hello my friends.
random person: omfg its BRETT BAKER.
me: yes he is our lord and savior.

brett brett 

a girl who loves to have fun with the boys, twerk, and listen to miley cyrus. brett brett is someone you want in your life.
Brett Brett was getting down low at that party!
brett brett by cereal bhaddie January 13, 2019

Brett Bauer 

Two words that seem to comprise a name, but are in fact sentence modifiers and word replacements of epic and biblical proportions. They can literally squeeze their way into any sentence in the English language, and should be used to their fullest.
Note, Brett Bauer does not need to appear in order in a sentence, nor does it need to be in its entirety (ie: just "brett" or "bauer" is okay. "Brett my bauer!", "You totally bretted your bauer on your skateboard last night", "The problem with your car appears to be a loose bretters and desperate need of a bauer change"
Brett Bauer by The Zamboni October 24, 2008

Brett Burk 

An incredibly amazing, beautiful guy that you would want to spend the rest of your life with no matter what age, sexual orientation, gender, religion, race, or appearance you are. He is known for his mysterious ambiance and morbid sense of humor.
Brett Burk is so sexy I could melt from his hot mess.
Why are there dark circles under Brett Burk's eyes, he's so mysterious.
It seems like Brett Burk is talented enough that he could do anything he wanted.

I could trust Brett Burk with my life.
Brett Burk by kiraplusl March 1, 2011

brett burke 

possibly the sexiest boy known to earth always making people laugh by using his whit
Lydia : oh my god i wish i was more like brett burke
jake : dont we all
brett burke by john edwards pants October 14, 2008

Brett Biles 

A bad ass sexy mofo with a huge cock. Also is amazing at hockey and has a badass dirt bike.
Nerd #1: OMJE it's BRETT BILES! Look at all of his dank memes bro!
Nerd #2: Yeah I sure do wish I was Brett...