breastnotized 

a state of complete hypnosis caused by a women's breasts falling out of her shirt.

I don't know what her face looked like I was breastnotized at the moment.

breastnotized by Jeanine Albert July 30, 2007

breastnotized 

A trance like state which happens when large breasts are jutting out from a very skimpy shirt. Becoming completely fixated on only the breasts.

I couldn't focus on her face--I was breastnotized.

breastnotized by Jeanine Albert July 15, 2007

Theory of Breastitivity 

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.

Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.

Theory of Breastitivity by mhm jharty September 21, 2011

Breastnosis 

the act of being hypnotized by breasts to the point of ignoring all else around you.

I didn't hear a word you said, I was in a state of breastnosis.

Breastnosis by Jeff Long September 2, 2003

breastimistic 

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.

Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?

breastimistic by kooljess702 November 4, 2017

breastisis 

Gangster pimp term for a sexy ladies juicy bouncing breasts.

Your breastisis are my breakfast in the morning. Jay z. Yo blud check out her breastisis

breastisis by robot lord February 8, 2014

Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.

That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!

Beastinitis by beastinitis May 10, 2011