A woman with breasts who allows another person, with breasts or otherwise, to touch, snuggle, slurp, or do some other act with her busom. For payment. The dirty slut!
Dude, Kelly is totally letting Brian feel her up. That lavacious Breastitute!
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Noun. Settlement compensation that is blown at a gentlemen’s club
B: I heard that Ttam finally got his restitution from that hit and run that totaled his bike. What kind of bike did he buy?

G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.
by Mike Herman April 26, 2008
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