breasteses 

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.

Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!

breasteses by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006

Breasteses 

Made popular by David Alan Greer on the show "In Living Color", breasteses is a corrupted version of saying breasts.

"I would love to get my hands on her breasteses."

Breasteses by Steven-O September 11, 2009

breasteses 

The second most appealing part of the female anatomy. Approriate to use when one is referring to a woman that one wants to bone.

Look, there's your sister. Boy does she have nice breasteses.

breasteses by Jerôme H. December 26, 2005

Breasteses 

The plural form of breasts that is sometimes frowned upon

Look at that lady’s breasteses

Breasteses by Hehehejejensnsns December 21, 2019

breasteses 

Any combination of the breasts (boobs) of two or more individual women

Matt spends a great deal of 5th period lunch groping Taryn's and Amanda's voluptuous breasteses.

breasteses by Zeusy-kinz June 18, 2012

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

breastages by lola May 17, 2004