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Breasketball 

The sport in which often a male tries to throw a spherical or cylindrical object, typically a coin, gumball, wad of paper, or popcorn, down a woman's displayed cleavage.

This sport originates from a middle or high school pastime of boys simply being bored and wanting to play basketball with girls. The lack of a basket caused men to use women's cleavage (note can also be played with an overweight man). It has spread to the public and is a common occurrence when friends chill with females.
Baker made popcorn for her friends, and Howard decided to take advantage of the opportunity and play breasketball with Baker's 34B's.

"Dude, look at her shirt."

"Nice. Let's play breasketball. One-on-one."

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Breasketball by Guan Zhang April 9, 2010
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Breastaliser 

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered
"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"
Breastaliser by Wingy August 1, 2006

Breastalgia 

To remember or reflect upon a set of breasts which were of outstanding quality.
I saw the Girl Fight video by Brook Valentine for the first time in a few years and experienced some breastalgia.
Breastalgia by castorjay September 12, 2011

breastuals... 

same as breasts, boobs, guns, etc etc etc... breast is a very easy word to say, however, the plural form proves difficult for some.... breasts aka breastsszsss

breastuals is just a fun word to say....
baby... i love touching your breastuals... cuz they feel so good!
breastuals... by rocko... January 14, 2008

breastzilla 

name given to a lady with a large chest walking towards u
"look out here comes breastzilla"
breastzilla by col-play July 19, 2004

breastial 

The act of ejaculating on the breasts.
She told me to cum on her tits, so I gave her a breastial.
breastial by scott55555 May 18, 2008

breastalicious

Possessing delicious breasts. Also breasdelicious.
Damn, girl, you look breastalicious.
breastalicious by Yorb March 2, 2006