Break a rib

The act of jerking off in the shower with no regard to the risk of falling and breaking one's rib.

Dude- Did you hear about Dave? He slipped in the shower when he was jerking off.
Did he break a rib?
Yes and he finished the job even though he was in intense pain.

by RibBreaker February 15, 2011

Go break your ribs

To suck your own dick.

Hey Brad go break your ribs.

by DP Dangerous January 7, 2012