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bediquette 

(originally defined by Remy Schwartz)
-noun
Etiquette in bed.
Kyle: So how'd your night go with that sweet thang you left with last night?
Nick: Meh, she was a dime piece alright, but she's got no bediquette, somebody needs to teach her some mattress manners.
bediquette by stricknacco May 13, 2008

Breastiquette 

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.
Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.
Breastiquette by Shile4444 August 6, 2009

dreadiquette 

Good manners in the face of horrifying circumstances or prospects.
I wanted to yell at the unmasked man with a QAnon t-shirt who sneezed on me, but dreadiquette prevented me.
dreadiquette by F. N. Wagnalls November 23, 2021

Brettiquette 

a polite and empathic way of dealing with others, as characterised by courtesy, attention to detail, reverence, respect, and occasional awed crying at trivial aspects of a person or place. Brettiquette can be displayed in everything from chivalry at the workplace to sparkly-eyed delight at the history in someone's wrinkles. It is usually accompanied by wine and a glowing face.
'That girl's so thoughtful, she's really displayed a lot of Brettiquette today.'
'Better put this guy to bed, his Brettiquette's making him way too emotional.'
Brettiquette by cavenugs August 21, 2013

dreadiquette 

Good manners in the face of horrifying circumstances or prospects.
I wanted to yell at the unmasked man with a QAnon t-shirt who sneezed on me, but dreadiquette prevented me.
dreadiquette by F. N. Wagnalls November 23, 2021

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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