breadiquette

The rules regarding the courteous handling of bread, especially at a restaurant or dinner party where a loaf is being shared.

Did you see how John used his bare hands to grab the loaf of French bread at one end and tear a giant hunk off the other end for himself? He has no sense of breadiquette!

by Hammond Cheese December 6, 2009

bediquette

(originally defined by Remy Schwartz)
-noun
Etiquette in bed.

Kyle: So how'd your night go with that sweet thang you left with last night?
Nick: Meh, she was a dime piece alright, but she's got no bediquette, somebody needs to teach her some mattress manners.

by stricknacco May 13, 2008

Breastiquette

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.

Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.

by Shile4444 August 6, 2009

dreadiquette

Good manners in the face of horrifying circumstances or prospects.

I wanted to yell at the unmasked man with a QAnon t-shirt who sneezed on me, but dreadiquette prevented me.

by F. N. Wagnalls November 23, 2021

Brettiquette

a polite and empathic way of dealing with others, as characterised by courtesy, attention to detail, reverence, respect, and occasional awed crying at trivial aspects of a person or place. Brettiquette can be displayed in everything from chivalry at the workplace to sparkly-eyed delight at the history in someone's wrinkles. It is usually accompanied by wine and a glowing face.

'That girl's so thoughtful, she's really displayed a lot of Brettiquette today.'
'Better put this guy to bed, his Brettiquette's making him way too emotional.'

by cavenugs August 21, 2013

dreadiquette

Good manners in the face of horrifying circumstances or prospects.

I wanted to yell at the unmasked man with a QAnon t-shirt who sneezed on me, but dreadiquette prevented me.

by F. N. Wagnalls November 23, 2021