bread sock

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!

Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!

bread sock by BreadLvr July 22, 2010

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Breadlocks

Dreadlocks when worn by clueless white people.

Justin thought his breadlocks brought him closer to Jah, but other people just thought he really needed a shower.

Breadlocks by Mohandas Grande September 29, 2009

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Related Words

bread sock • Breadlocks • Breadcock • bread • bread crumb • bread and butter • bread basket • Bread bin • Bread Boy • Bread Box

Breadlocks

Ungroomed Pubic Hair grown from a Vagina that is suffering from a Severe Yeast Infection.

I was going to go down on Jill, but when I opened her legs the smell hit me and I noticed she had Breadlocks, So it was no go and we did anal instead.

Breadlocks by NekroGGRE August 31, 2018

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Breadcock

A loaf of bread that has an unintentional penis shape on the surface.

Look at that breadcock on that loaf!!

Breadcock by brentchie June 27, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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