breac 

a cross between breasts and pecks. Not exactly moobs, but close to it.

A breac is a mans chest that is a little flabby (aka chubby) but isn't large enough to be considered a moob or small enough to be considered pecs.

Dude! have you seen the breacs on that guy?

Yeah, they aren't moobs but def aren't pecs

breac by ilovetherain March 13, 2010

Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Beach Troll 

The denser of male “lower class” beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated “heavy metal” t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.

All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.

Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.

My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.

Beach Troll by Ian De La Rosa June 24, 2013

manwall breach 

A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.

Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.

Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.

manwall breach by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013

bleachella 

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.

“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”

bleachella by halhan March 6, 2019

bleached hams 

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

bleached hams by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

Beach Whore 

A sand skank who likes to get banged.

We've been havin' a pretty heavy sesh and I looked up and I saw this beach whore. I could see through his wet suit, those pepperment nipples, and I wanted to bang him so bad.

Beach Whore by sfdasdfafds November 13, 2011