Jay Baruchel 

French-Canadian actor. Can speak French fluently. Was on Popular Mechanics for Kids and Undeclared. He was a cute ass geek in Fanboys, and an even cuter one as Kevin Sandusky in Tropic Thunder. Was also in Knocked Up with Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Martin Starr, etc. Super cool in I'm Reed Fish. Played Norah's sexy bad ass ex who has amazing style in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Total cutie. Melts my hart.

<3s Montreal and hates Los Angeles, only is in LA for acting, and has the Maple Leaf tattoed on his heart.

Needless to say, he's an amazing underrated actor and is one sexy, nerdy, mother fucker.

person: did you see Jay Baruchel in Nick & Norah?
another person: YEAH!!!11!1! UNF UNF UNF!!1!

Jay Baruchel by whatdidusay June 28, 2009

nom-de-bauchery 

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals

Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.

nom-de-bauchery by Rogue Query August 12, 2010

Brouche 

A cross between your typical, run-of-the-mill Douche Bag and a "Bro." This is generally a guy who thinks he is Joe Cool himself. He is so far up his own ass that he can taste brain. Said guy usually pops his collar and wears Oakley sunglasses on the back of his head. Attends parties so he can yell random 'party' words.

Guy - "Chad ruined the whole fuckin' party because he thinks screaming and yelling "PARTY!" every 5 seconds makes it a 'good time.'"
Girl - "I know. My friend had sex with him when she was drunk last week. She said he wore his hat backwards the whole time and kept asking her if she had seen '2 Cups 1 Girl.'"
Guy and Girl - "What a Brouche."

Brouche by mrbrightside1138 November 10, 2007

Bauchery 

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'

Bauchery by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015

summer brauch 

the most loyal friend you will ever have, if you leave her, she is going to move on from your life because she will only stick with the people that actually care for her. She is beautiful, hilarious, goofy, but insecure, she doesn’t think high about her self and truly does not think she is all that great, but she is! No matter what she is doing or where she is, if a friend needs help she will help them, no matter what. If you’re not friends with Summer Brauch, I feel bad for you. (The Summer Brauch that goes to NBMS)

Do you know Summer Brauch?

summer brauch by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019

bratchet 

A ratchet ass brat

Gus is a bratchet for making us wait for his spoiled self.

bratchet by Gus Medina December 17, 2013

Brauch 

Brauchs are one of the most loving, hard-working, protective, and fun people you would ever know or have in your life. They are pretty to themselves in public to people they don't know but its a different story if they know you. They can be a wonderful brother, friend, or even boyfriend. They have a huge interest in cars and especially his black mustang. He would treat his girl wonderfully and always make her feel special. He can also be hilarious. He will always fill your life with laughter if he loves you or is a friend of yours. You don't know a brauch...well then ya better find one. ;)

-Oh my gosh! Were you just talking to brauch?!
~YES! He is sooo charming when you get to know him!

-You are so lucky you know him.
~Yes, I am.

Brauch by #defininglifeforyou May 5, 2020