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Brossential 

Totally crucial to the broship. Necessary to or essential to the continuation of the brohood.

Once a broship has been formed, one may, in many instances encounter circumstances that test that broship. Though in theory the brohood is forever, they can be broken, if a bro: fails to embark upon an epic journey (Taco Bell, like beer, is not as good alone), or leaves a bro when most in need of the broship, hooks up with a bro's babe, makes out with another bro, gets a bro in jail, or takes some action resulting in a brotastrophe.

The unwritten rules of brohood are, by definition, brossential.

We try to avoid the use of brossential as the strong desire for the presence of the bro. This may impliedly violate the rules of the broship as brohood remains in the realm of philia.
It is brossential that we finish this definition together....bro!!!
Dude! It is brossential that we finish this game tonight!!!
My girl just broke up with me, bro. It is brossential that you buy me a beer or some T-Bell.
This is a quest bro….if we don’t finish this it would be like if Mario just let that chick do that dragon...he didn’t let that fly and neither can we…this is brossential!
My bro was supposed to bail me out, but he got some pussy instead, fuck him. It is brossential that bros come before hoes.
Brossential by Dashjoma December 23, 2010
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To be skint or have a lack of money
I can't afford that dope, I'm brassed!
brassed by Dolpho July 20, 2006
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brasseye 

Classic mid 90's British Comedy written and staring Chris Morris. Pretense for show is spoof news documentary on controvertial modern day issues such as Science, Drugs and most famously Paedophilia. Many celebs were roped into the show and then made to look very silly. Richard Blackwood told viewers about the dangers of special Paedophile keyboards that excrete the smell of a child when used. ROlf Harris spoke of the dangers of "Cake" - a Czech originated drug that makes users necks swell so much it eventually suffocates them. Genius.
Man - Did you see Brasseye last night?
Man 2 - Sure did, twas ace.
Man - Certainly was.
brasseye by Mister Pea September 26, 2006
Your friends, pals , good buddies
Me and my brasse went out last night. My brasse is the best
Brasse by Afrikaaner12 May 26, 2010

ain't brassin' that noise

A phrase meaning a refusal to accept a situation or proposal.
"So she said she wanted an open relationship and I'm like 'I ain't brassin' that noise.'"

brassed off 

There's no point in getting all brassed off over that balderdash
brassed off by DBL December 22, 2003

Bassendenness 

The key to freeing yourself from Dumbness. Dumb genes obliterated! Dominant genotype to cover up stupid genes.
Guy: Mah Bro, How did you get to be so smart???

Girl: I used my Bassendenness to get rid of my dumb Italian genes!
Bassendenness by Gnomepower April 19, 2011