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"you win a brand new back hand"
by your faddah April 28, 2008
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the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.
by ekks September 23, 2010
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A replacement for a bf or gf.
Boy, I found you a new brand to take your mind off that last girl you's with.
by Kooman October 18, 2017
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do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession
by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018
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1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
by Dohm M November 13, 2017
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