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brainable 

Brainable is someone who's so smart/sexy/funny you'd like to do them -- at least metaphysically, anyway, 'cause frankly they're so awesome that it would seem weird to actually do them, like, you know like having sex with Santa or Abraham Lincoln or something.
Ex.) Carl Sagan is totally brainable.

See also, Tina Fey, Kristen Schaal, Jon Stewart.
brainable by Harvey is My Homeboy November 19, 2010
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brainable 

an adjective used to describe a girl who you would let suck your dick but nothing else.
i wouldn't fuck her with your dick... but she's brainable.
brainable by skap-a-phobic August 12, 2006
immature,underdeveloped cerebral cortex,unfit for real world survival
Jimmy scored ninety on the I.Q.test. What a brainlet!
brainlet by TinFoilHatGuy May 11, 2017
Someone associated with having a low iq and a below average common sense.
Tilly you brainlet!
Brainlet by Kaprie May 30, 2018
Individuals that search their names on Urban Dictionary and share the definition with others in order to feel good about them seleves. These people generally have IQs equivalent to that of small fish and think that Lelepons is funny.
"Hey, check out that brainlet over there."
Brainlet by go commit neck rope July 12, 2018

Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.
You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!
Braincakle by Sprigoons December 21, 2020

Brainal Rape 

Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.
This math problem is a brainal rape

Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.

Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.
Brainal Rape by Jason Spazington September 24, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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