brain muffin 

When your in a middle of a sentence and forget what your going to say next. The feeling of your mind going blank.Usally happeneds when your underpressure.

I had a Brain Muffin during the final, i couldn't answer a single question.

brain muffin by Better Off April 9, 2006

Brain Muffin 

A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)

I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.

Brain Muffin by Headcircus August 23, 2016

Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette 

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Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette is a game that demands dedication, willpower and mental prowess. The game, invented over drinks and a warm fire during a blistering night in South Baltimore by five friends having what seemed like a harmless conversation, little did they know the game of all games was about to be born. The rules seem basic and may even camouflage the intense difficulties that come with entering into the Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette competition. To begin, all participants must consume a bran muffin while drinking coffee. Immediately following the consumption of the muffin and coffee a cigarette must be smoked (make sure all participants are actually inhaling the nicotine). This process is repeated as needed until the competing individuals have all had bowel movements. The individual that manages to be the last one to move his/her bowels is crowned the winner of the competition.
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guidelines of competition:
*A bowel movement for the sake of Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette is defined as any type of substance besides air that passes through the individual's colon

*The brand of muffin or type of cigarette does not matter, obviously the same size cigarette must by used i.e if someone is smoking a parliament light and someone rolls up with a Virginia Slim 150, then the game has become unbalanced and in so its integrity is compromised and all individuals must start over at least 24 hours later)

*Vomiting is strictly prohibited. Vomiting reduces pressure on an individual's stomach, thus making it easier to hold off from the inevitable Bowel Movement and thus granting an unfair advantage. On a related note, no substance can pass through an orifice that is not either the Penis or the Urethra and when any urinating occurs there must be another individual watching, with the door open, to make sure it is only urine is being released from the body.

*Should you run out of bran muffins and the competition is still underway, a comparable substitute may used to help expedite the remainder of the competition. Such substitutes include Raisin Bran Cereal with Milk, Chinese Food, Vodka and Red Bulls, or any other diuretic.

On January 6, 2008 four individuals played Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette by eating one bran muffin smoking one cigarette and drinking one cup of coffee every hour until someone Passed his bowel

Coffee Bran Muffin Cigarette by Sam Moss January 9, 2009

Bran Muffin 

When you are calling someone the shit because bran muffins give you the shits

That girl is a bran muffin
= That girl is the shit

Bran Muffin by Big Ezz August 25, 2005

smaxy bran muffin 

someone who is filled with chocolate chips of warmth and delight.

maxine is such a smaxy bran muffin!

smaxy bran muffin by smaxy May 29, 2008

Bran Muffin 

A phrase one uses to describe the typical vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo, in place of, well, "vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo," for such creatures possess the IQ of a bran muffin, and if you were to call one a vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo, she wouldn't have the slightest idea what the word "vacuous" means. It's for the good of all.

What's he doing with that bran muffin? Granted, she's pretty hot, but she's a total moron!

Bran Muffin by Laura the Luminescent Lady of Liposuction March 28, 2007

Bran Muffin Roulette 

Having anal sex with an elderly person

I sure hope I don't get shat on while playing bran muffin roulette with your grandma.

Bran Muffin Roulette by Raphael (The Disasterbater) December 27, 2008