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Brian Dirty Laundry 

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry by D Flawless September 21, 2021

Dirty Blain

When two guys are doing an Eiffle tower on another man and a greesed up midget with diarrhea jumps between them like a rocket.
Don't be a dirty Blain

The Dirty Brian 

(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.
Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.

Dirty Brian 

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.
Hey wanna match me Dirty Brian this bitch?
Dirty Brian by OhShitItsDavidBLAIN December 18, 2010

Dirty Braain 

When your buddy takes a bottle of big stoli and puts it in your ass to do an ass shot.
Earl put the bottle of big stoli in brian’s ass to do an ass shot of vodka, thus completing the dirty braain. “Pernounced bri AAAnn”
Dirty Braain by The stinky stoli October 8, 2021

Dirty Brian 

A man who likes to give rim jobs to his work buddies to make his girlfriend jealous. He uses the butt secretions as mustache wax.
I gave him a dirty brian so i could style my stache'
Dirty Brian by Dirttrack May 17, 2019

Dirty Brian 

During the act of heterosexual oral sex, a dog comes from behind and licks the female's vagina.
"I was having a good time with Natalia last night, but my dog decided to give her a Dirty Brian."
Dirty Brian by Anita Blacman January 14, 2022