Back Door Braggart 

n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.

v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.

effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.

Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!

Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!

Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.

Back Door Braggart by Jescati August 14, 2010

braggartist 

Self-important or artistically-inclined person whose only conversation topics center around himself, his art, and his isolation from pop-culture and society. Extremely vocal; unable or unwilling to accept that not everything “mainstream” is bad. Typically wears Bohemian garb and listens to public radio; is unreasonably proud of his “reject” status in society. Frequently found in and around Liberal Arts colleges.

I am sick and tired of listening to Meredith talk about how no one understands her or her art. She is such a braggartist.

You know, there’s “good” eclectic, and then there’s “bad” eclectic. I’m all for soy nuts and public radio, but some of these braggartists are just crazy.

braggartist by Lady Chevalier July 28, 2005

braggart 

(n.) A person who is prone to braggadocio

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.

braggart by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Boozing Braggers 

Adult males, in their 20's, clearly over the legal drinking age, who still feel the need to drink competitively and brag about it. They often make mention of there drinking accomplishments including how late they stayed out or more specifically, how much alcohol they drank. Usually, these males grew up in suburban towns across the U.S. They usually didn't taste their first beer until their freshman year of college and didn't get drunk until their first spring break while watching girls gone wild.

Brian: I'M the one that decided to go to the bar last night, if I recall.
And I had three beers at school, then shot pool at the QW till they closed. What now, jerk?

Chris: heck no...i was itching for boozing from the start.

Brian: Call me whenever you go out and I will show up to drink. But please remember that I drink competitively, so do not make attempts to keep up.

Chris: I view drinking as a marathon, not a sprint.

Boozing Braggers by Buttons February 18, 2005

braggARGHts! 

braggarts: someone who boasts: a brag, a loud positive appraisal of oneself.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

braggARGHts!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about braggarts.

"braggARGHts!" - says a pirate

braggARGHts! by [e-mail] March 11, 2013

Braggartry 

(Noun) erroneous belief that bragging to the point of nausea is an art form

Did you see the braggartry that dumbass just posted on her FB timeline?

Braggartry by Urbblurb October 3, 2018

Braggatoni 

Big Underwear man. Derived from ancient Italy. The braggatoni was someone who was the pope's assistant.

Person: Woah look at that fat ass dude. I bet he wears size 50 Underwear!

Other Person: You're probably right. He is a braggatoni.

Braggatoni by JC Nickels December 9, 2009