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Gay Boy Wonderland  

Gay boy wonderland (GBWL) is the place that gay boys go that the rest of us can't follow. Its a place where the boys are beautiful and the pressures of everyday life don't exist. In GBWL it is ok to be a Barista even if you've had four years of college. Its also ok to realize that the world revolves around you and the rest of GBWL. These are all acceptable things. GBWL can also be used as an adjective to describe a particularly flamboyant photo, clothing item, gesture, etc.

We've all been ditched for a cute boy immediately upon entering a club or bar. We've all wondered what in the world our gay best friend is thinking when he is sure he's in love again (with a gogo-dancer, 'fashion designer' or interior decorator). We have all been taken for granted when more 'pressing' social matters take hold. And we've all heard the excuses:
"I could use this college degree but I get a great discount if I work at Armani"
or
"By the way, I know we had plans but I can't go out with you tonight...something just came up..."

NOTE: Don't worry if you get lost in GBWL...we will always be around when you get back.

Sorry that Charles won't be joining us tonight, we think he's lost in Gay Boy Wonderland.

Oh my god, that sweater is sooooo Gay Boy Wonderland (GBWL).

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Gay boy hits

It's when you use a straw to exhail cocain smoke into your buddy's mouth, which then he/she inhales. You usually do this while freebasing cocain but it can also be preformed while smoking black tar heroin.
We where running out of our stash so we had to "gay boy hits" so be could get high enough.

gay boy crush 

When a girl has a crush on a gay boy.
Girl: I really like you.
Boy: But I'm gay!
Girl: Oh no... I have a gay boy crush.
gay boy crush by flipflopidy November 14, 2011

gay boy mcgee 

the insult of all insults
Person 1: You suck and your opinion is trash.
Person 2: You are a Gay Boy McGee
Person 1: *implodes and fucking dies*
A pre-adult homosexual male.
A high school age male cock sucker.
A teen-aged male cum dumpster.
A skinny jeans mascara wearing emo freak.
An under aged queer.
Justin Bieber.
gay boy by jsd9632 January 11, 2012

I am a giant man baby gay boy 

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.
I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."

Gay boy hour 

The gay boy hours are between 1 am - 5:59 am when gay boys have their gay boy awakenings and gay boys roam the earth to find a suitable mate
It’s Gay Boy Hour