Christchurch Boys High is a zoo located in Christchurch, New Zealand, and consists mainly of primitive apes. Sometimes the animals will attempt tricks in order to obtain food from visitors and zookeepers. Please come and visit some time as i'm sure the boy- I mean apes would love a visit from someone.
Please note: this is just a joke to payback boys high for what they put for Christ's College, so definitely don't take it personally
Please note: this is just a joke to payback boys high for what they put for Christ's College, so definitely don't take it personally
Newspaper article: "Chch Boys High School has recently been visited by zoo critics and was rated 8/10. I would highly recommend taking a visit sometime".
Ape: "8/10! We could do better than that..."
Ape: "8/10! We could do better than that..."
by AnonymousBlobFish12345 May 16, 2017
A dance which is open to any year nine or ten students (year nines are high school freshmen) at all-girl schools in Christchurch, and year nine or ten female students at St Andrew's College (STAC) and any for year nines and ten Christchurch Boy's High students. The tickets for these are very highly in demand since this is probably the biggest meeting place for potential boyfriends/girlfriends. Because of the high temperature in the gym where they are held, girls wear very little clothing, but yet guys manage to wear jeans and hoodies and not overheat. Weird. The dances are highly sexually charged occasions, with most of the participants having very low standards of privacy and/or hygiene- don't go near any of the walls, and always wear socks. Some other high schools hold them but they're not as good.
NB- The year 11, 12 and 13 (year 13 is the last year before university) 'supervisors' think nothing of hooking up with an innocent year nines. Be careful.
NB- The year 11, 12 and 13 (year 13 is the last year before university) 'supervisors' think nothing of hooking up with an innocent year nines. Be careful.
Girl 1: Omg, Tom hooked up with someone else at the boy's high dance!
Girl 2: Well, what do you expect? You know how those slutside hookers dress!
Girl 2: Well, what do you expect? You know how those slutside hookers dress!
by KiwiChickee December 12, 2007
This is the name of the school where putrid looking boys go to fit in with others sharing similarly disturbing facial features and body shapes. Those students with such a good application to go to Putrid Boys High(PBH) are even offered scholarships for their wonky faces, flabby bodies and appalling conversational skills.
by Freddie Nery August 28, 2023
Normanhurst Boys High School, also referred to as Normo, is a fully selective day school for boys located on The North Shore of Sydney.
Ruled over by the all-seeing Mr Anderson, known as Big Ando, Normo is pretty much run as a private school but with public school facilities. Why? Uniform is strictly enforced and arvos are handed out like benefits in Western Sydney; there is also one functioning air conditioner in the whole school and the bins have probably existed since the Vietnam War. To fix this? The toilets were painted red and the drama room, which is used by a grand total of two students per year, was given a multi-million dollar upgrade. *clap*
But this doesn't stop Normo from being the best school in Sydney. A boy cannot spend his time at Normo without hearing the phrase "holistic education", pushed in his face by Ando at every school assembly. And holistic the boys are. They are the very definition of successful young men: surprisingly eloquent, mostly athletic and outgoing, Normo is unlike any other nerdy selective school in Australia. Not only are we intellectuals (we ranked 12th in the HSC in NSW) but social geniuses.
And with over 82% of boys from the top quarter of society, boys from the school are richer than their nearly all of their private counterparts up the road and in fact in Sydney, specifically PLC, Knox Grammar and Barker College. This is surprising since no boys ever pay their fees and perhaps why the school forever remains a shit hole.
Ruled over by the all-seeing Mr Anderson, known as Big Ando, Normo is pretty much run as a private school but with public school facilities. Why? Uniform is strictly enforced and arvos are handed out like benefits in Western Sydney; there is also one functioning air conditioner in the whole school and the bins have probably existed since the Vietnam War. To fix this? The toilets were painted red and the drama room, which is used by a grand total of two students per year, was given a multi-million dollar upgrade. *clap*
But this doesn't stop Normo from being the best school in Sydney. A boy cannot spend his time at Normo without hearing the phrase "holistic education", pushed in his face by Ando at every school assembly. And holistic the boys are. They are the very definition of successful young men: surprisingly eloquent, mostly athletic and outgoing, Normo is unlike any other nerdy selective school in Australia. Not only are we intellectuals (we ranked 12th in the HSC in NSW) but social geniuses.
And with over 82% of boys from the top quarter of society, boys from the school are richer than their nearly all of their private counterparts up the road and in fact in Sydney, specifically PLC, Knox Grammar and Barker College. This is surprising since no boys ever pay their fees and perhaps why the school forever remains a shit hole.
Person 1: What school did you go to?
Person 2: Normanhurst Boys High School!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Where's that?
Prefect: WHEN I SAY RALLY, YOU SAY HURST! RALLY!
800 alpha males: HURST!
Person 2: Normanhurst Boys High School!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Where's that?
Prefect: WHEN I SAY RALLY, YOU SAY HURST! RALLY!
800 alpha males: HURST!
by bubstos November 13, 2019
A shithole school full of dumb faggots who rape girls and end up as plumbers or gay prostitutes later in life.
by dildy69 June 26, 2018
An all boys school located in Western Sydney often labelled as one of the worst schools in Sydney. The students are mostly of Lebanese and Pacific Islander descent with around 500 students or so. Most students travel from local and neighboring areas such as Auburn, Merrylands and Guildford.
Granville Boys gained mass public attention after a video was posted in retaliation to the Cronulla riots on youtube containing Lebanese background students labeling themselves 'Soldiers of Granville Boys' and the school jumper with a knife on it.
The school was once again in the spotlight after a group of Granville Boys students wielding machetes and bats stormed nearby Merrylands High School in search of a student over an argument with one of their cousins.
Even before these incidents the school already had a bad reputation with teachers often leaving. A former student quotes that he "had 10 different maths teachers for the HSC and no permanent physics or chemistry teacher" and that "very few kids wanted to learn". Brawls and assaults are often witnessed in public places such as Auburn train station where groups are gathered after school. Videos of fights and brawls are seen on popular online sites such as bebo and youtube.
However, the school has undergo-ed a significant change that its recent history has had on the schools reputation. The days of early 2000s to 2008 will forever be the dark days of the school but hope and success is what the future lies for students.
Granville Boys gained mass public attention after a video was posted in retaliation to the Cronulla riots on youtube containing Lebanese background students labeling themselves 'Soldiers of Granville Boys' and the school jumper with a knife on it.
The school was once again in the spotlight after a group of Granville Boys students wielding machetes and bats stormed nearby Merrylands High School in search of a student over an argument with one of their cousins.
Even before these incidents the school already had a bad reputation with teachers often leaving. A former student quotes that he "had 10 different maths teachers for the HSC and no permanent physics or chemistry teacher" and that "very few kids wanted to learn". Brawls and assaults are often witnessed in public places such as Auburn train station where groups are gathered after school. Videos of fights and brawls are seen on popular online sites such as bebo and youtube.
However, the school has undergo-ed a significant change that its recent history has had on the schools reputation. The days of early 2000s to 2008 will forever be the dark days of the school but hope and success is what the future lies for students.
Arthur Phillip: "Bro look at them school kids over there they look like they gonna have a fight"
Meriland High: "Yeah theyre from Granville Boys High School, what do you expect"
Meriland High: "Yeah theyre from Granville Boys High School, what do you expect"
by Warahyuu November 13, 2010
by The hater of Christiaanjvv September 13, 2019