A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
A musical group whose frontmen consist of a group of male singers (they may or may not play another instrument). In order to qualify as a boy band 1) they must not write thier own music and 2) thier main fan draw must be how attractive they are. Point one can be waved if they really suck.
by realityincog December 24, 2004
a worrying bunch of men in their mid 20's who make a living by turning on 6-14 yr old girls and old women.
do you think they score with their groupies? Send for the social workers!
do you think they score with their groupies? Send for the social workers!
by pees and mash April 24, 2003
during a interview with a boy band they the interviewer asked if there was anyone special in their life and they replied, "we already have eachother"
by The Jizz King July 24, 2006
Usually a random formation of homosexual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. Generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. Often are confused with talented people.
by Mikey G October 9, 2003
Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.
How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?
by AYB May 26, 2003
MTV - And for the 100th time this hour, here's the hot video from the new boyband *fill in the blank*.
Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
by Creamy Goodness February 8, 2005