2) One day, a burly football player was getting ready to leave school. He only had on his boxer briefs. Then, a skinny football player came and got a good grip on his waistband and yanked up. The burly guy was in shock; he looked to see the wedgier. He tried shaking him off, but the boxer briefs kept getting wedged in his fat butt. Finally, RIIIPPPPP!! The boxer briefs fell, defeated and ripped, and the burly guy was naked. The skinny guy was scared, but luckily, the burly guy didn't beat him up and got another pair of undies. He became wedgie buddies with the skinny guy and now gets and gives wedgies.