Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

Box Combo

To use 4 Fingers in pussy and 1 in asshole during intercourse.

Gags uses the box combo on all his females.

by BoxMuncher101 July 18, 2022

Brown Boxed

When you are having a MFF threesome and the two females are lesbian and bang you.

Hey Billy, are you gonna get brown boxed by Tina and Lisa today?

by 69macaroni August 30, 2021

txt-boxed

"txt-boxed": adj - the restriction put upon one's witty or clever responses due to the small window and slow typing speed of most cell phones.

"Geez, I got your text, but I was so txt-boxed I decided I'd just call you back instead."

by Johanna Hofer March 8, 2007

Thot Box

When you fog up the windows of an entire room during intercourse; larger scale foggy car window scene from Titanic

He hit it so many times we thot boxed my whole studio apartment lol

by Mr. Pickles 667 June 10, 2021

Box truck

A box shaped vehicle commonly used by moving companies,and shipping companies often seen near ship channels,back of stores,and other industrial complexs.

Random person:WHAT A FUCKING HOOPTY!
Me:GO PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC it's a Box truck would you also like to be ran over by my box truck?

by The2Wiredproductions July 10, 2010

Lava Box

Hot ass pussy.

What’s ol’ Lava Box doing? Because I’d like to hit thst shit.

by XjCaesarX September 23, 2018