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rusty bowlingball  

a sexual act in which a man/woman eats out a girls ass while shoving his or her entire hand into the girls vagina
blackass wants sexmachine to give her a rusty bowlingball .,

Head Bowlingball 

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.
Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.
Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

Bowling Ball Treatment 

Thumb in the front and two in the back.
"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

Bowling Ball Present 

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.
From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.
Bowling Ball Present by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005

Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.
Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.
Canadian Bowling Ball by anonymous January 10, 2019