The act of sticking a man's penis into a dairy product (ex. McFlurry) and having a girl suck it off.
Did you hear Jane gave John a bovine dip? That shit is nasty!
by A concerned Frosh October 29, 2011
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After having anal sex, you take a a glass of milk and pour it in your partners ass. Then drink it out with a straw.
Your mom was lonley, so I made her a thirsty bovine.
by mell-lover121 February 21, 2009
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An old farm activity, in which people let loose a cow (or sometimes other animal) in a field with squares drawn out, and then bet money on where it will first take a shit. In some versions, people are allowed to try to coax the animal from a distance to try to influence where it takes a dump; in others, it is strictly forbidden.
Person 1 - Life on the farm is so boring!

Person 2 - But at least there's bovine bingo!
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1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk
I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones
by Bill Speed October 29, 2004
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Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009
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the clinical way of saying "bullshit"
Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."
by DocCullors March 23, 2012
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