A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
by canoncocker April 29, 2006
Another word for bullshit
The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
by Jolly Roger March 23, 2004
Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University"
by Tommy Hum August 3, 2008
by beammeupwelshy October 21, 2015
by QQQQ December 11, 2006
by Mark L Stevens September 23, 2009
A disgusting degenerate. Used in a derogatory way usually in gaming. This term is only used in serious cases such as admin abuse on discord.
by gassydognigga April 26, 2018