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cute check bounce 

When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.
Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
cute check bounce by Clintacus November 2, 2007

make like a check and bounce 

Guy 1: School is so boring today.
Guy 2: Then lets make like a check and bounce!

bounce like a check

Hey let's bounce like a check before shit gets real bad.!!!!

Bounced Check 

When a man ejaculates in a woman -- only to let the sperm drip out into her hand and flick it back in the mans face.
Man: "Unf! I'm going to explode! RAAHAHHHHAAAAHH!!!"

Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***

Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"
Bounced Check by drewniverse March 3, 2011