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bottolf is a really tiny/small person
Oh! look! There is the dialup bottolf again!

Oh mom, look at that bottolf over there
bottolf by Henrik November 4, 2003
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Bottorffed 

To keep digging the hole infinitely deeper when trying to explain yourself. The more one explains their position the worse they look.
He really bottorffed himself when he tried to explain his position on women's rights and the 19th amendment to his wife.
Bottorffed by LoraineTen March 15, 2018

bottorff 

Stoopid nigglet with long ass blond hair who thinks he can pull bitches but is secretly gay
Ayo bottorff is a stoopid small dicked fag
bottorff by ThicccNigga69 November 22, 2021

bottomfest 

A place where there have been, are, or will be many bottoms.
The Scissor Sisters concert tonight is going to be a bottomfest.
bottomfest by RhapsodyEternal January 14, 2007

Bottomfeeder 

A person that goes out to eat as a group doesn't order anything for themselves but proceeds to eat off of everyone else's plate.
Sean stop being a bottomfeeder and get your own food.
Bottomfeeder by Nickfitz December 18, 2020

Bottomfeeder 

A lazy, drunk, pot-smoking loser who can't hold down a job or keep a lady. A bottomfeeder is used to sucking dry everyone he knows for his own benefit. Extremely worthless & non-handy, this person wouldn't know a how to fix his own ass if it were broken. Usually the product of consentual-incest or rape, this person is angry and hostile for the conditions in which he was raised - yet unwilling to pick his fat-ass up to change it. Always unable to admit that his surroundings are fuct and his family are crackheads and simply all-out 'unintelligent inbreds'. 9 times out of 10 his Mother is a controlling cunt who thinks she is God.
Dude, that Duane Alcorn is one hell-of-a Bottomfeeder. What worthless Fuck!

Bottomfeeder 

an individual who seeks undesirable women. Salute bottomfeeders, they take out the garbage so we dont have to
I might not have the highest standards, but im no bottomfeeder.
Bottomfeeder by the wheaze May 18, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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