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Breaking Beer Bottles 

The action of throwing empty beer bottles in gardens at night is used to scare off the young ones away so they won't be there to get molested by sexual predators.
"Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"
Breaking Beer Bottles by Gillibuns December 22, 2008

Beer Bottle Sex 

Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.
" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!

- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"
Beer Bottle Sex by Wessiach January 28, 2009

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget 

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.
R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

An Annoying Little Kids Song
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,
99 Bottle of Beer,
You Take One Down Pass it Around....ETC.

100 bottles of beer on the wall 

used to weaken your greatest enemys. can be used in song or just saying it normally. by singing it your attack becomes much more deadly.
100 bottles of beer on the wall...

GODAMMIT CARL NOT AGAIN

beer bottle jocker 

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.
"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"