filthy botanist 

When you rub poison oak, ivy, or sumac on your hands before giving someone a handjob or fingering. Used as a revenge tactic.

Amy realized Joel was cheating, so she did some yardwork and went filthy botanist on him.

filthy botanist by PRIDErunsdeep December 12, 2017

botanist

an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty

Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.

botanist by Jason Masons November 14, 2020

botanical hedonist 

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

botanical hedonist by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

Botanical Pressure

determines whether it is the right time to have a bonfire

The botanical pressure is just right. Shit let's get that fire goin'

Botanical Pressure by Hawkeye93 May 22, 2011

Urban Botanist 

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

Urban Botanist by Troy M. December 18, 2005

botanical Jesus 

(or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.

Let botanical Jesus into your lungs !

botanical Jesus by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005