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Sourceless urban ennui; a stubborn fixation on bordem; watching TV AD channels until one's eyes hurt.
"Wanna go out?"
"No, I'm just sitting here and being bordt."
"Good luck with that."
bordt by Ascii Kid August 21, 2006
Related Words
When you try to spell “bored” but fuck up
Big Daddy James - “Yo I’m bordt”
Miceala thickems - “I’m bordt too”
Big Daddy James - “finna put that word in the urban dictionary
Bordt by DaddyMez August 5, 2018

Birdtown butt plug 

When a dirty girl from Robbinsdale wants to stick her thumb up your ass and then wants to smell her thumb.
Guy 1 That girl Sarah wanted to give me a Birdtown butt plug last night.
Guy 2 She looks like someone who would try that. So you do it then?
Guy 1 No doubts, had to try it.
Guy 2 Bong!!!!

bordello dweller 

1. An individual, usually of the male sex, who likes to frequent institutions that deal in prostitution

2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females

3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades
When I told Jessica of how the man hit on me, she warned me to stay away from him, fearing that he may be, in fact, a bordello dweller.
bordello dweller by JiggyWitchyPoo December 2, 2019

Border Gore

Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.
USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent

Germany: But that would create so much border gore!
Border Gore by oscarnout August 25, 2016

send a mexican across the border 

i gotta send a mexican across the border