the epitome of cool; untouchable; unattainable; anyone with the title "bootus" is regarded as superior to all others.
by yeah, you know March 18, 2004
Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.
by GothMowgli July 1, 2022