bootlace

(v. transitive) The act of ejaculating on a person, tube sock, or other object.
Damn, holmes, DFA hit that bitch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back.
by ___TC___ September 08, 2006
mugGet the bootlacemug.

The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.
''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''
by the grim truth April 12, 2025
mugGet the The cobblers bootlacemug.