Look at the state of that dorty fuckin boon.
That boon smells like soil.
Did you pay your boon in handfuls of rice?
That boon smells like soil.
Did you pay your boon in handfuls of rice?
by Johann the magical frog May 2, 2006
by Bob & Lundy August 5, 2010
A scale quite like the Richter scale, but used to measure the pervertedness of a phrase or sentence.
Andi walks in wearing thigh high stilletos and a dress.
Cody: "Did you just get off work?"
Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
Cody: "Did you just get off work?"
Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
by CBAM!!! December 8, 2011
The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.
You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73
by Brian H July 10, 2005
Noun. An unwanted erection of the male penis; causing discomfort, nervousness, an all around awkwardness, Often resulting in an uncomfortable situation. A boone is a relative to morning wood.
:Me and this girl were dancing at a club and I got a boone.
:Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by.
:I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain.
:Guys I booned in church today.
:I have been booning a lot lately
:Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by.
:I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain.
:Guys I booned in church today.
:I have been booning a lot lately
by Matthew Karl August 20, 2007
Zavier claimed nick was booning during a quarters game while he told a childhood story in order to delay the inevitable progression of the game
by Savagedr.phil August 1, 2020