boomhound 

A penis that resembles a tree trunk or an oversized sexual toy. A love length of substantial proportions.

AKA Megahog

1. Get your laughing gear around my boomhound.
2. Oh my god look at the size of kev's boomhound you can see it through his jeans.
3. Which is bigger, my boomhound or this child?
4. Sometimes I think this boomhound is just too big.
5. When I meet a girl who can deal with the full length of my boomhound Im getting married.

boomhound by Sgt Kroney & The Circle April 6, 2005

boomhound 

A massive cock. One so big, it is difficult and even annoying to carry around. Boomhound Day is April the 6th, after it was invented on that day in 2005.
Bommhounds tend to live in a boomkennel that is the area around the penis/ wanger

Dude, can you think of any other words for this oversized penis?
Boomhound?

boomhound by Juicy ripe melons April 7, 2005

boomhound day 

One of the greatest days in history. The day the boomhound was created. Falls on the 6th of April every year.
People take out their boomhounds and brutalise their women with them.

1. Guy 1: What are you doing for boomhound day this year?
Guy 2: Same as every year, I will brutalise my woman with it!

2. Girl 1: Wot did Charlie get you for boomhound day this year?
Girl 2: A broken throat and some very sore orifices.

boomhound day by The Circle April 7, 2005

boomandshits 

A popular fried chicken restaurant in Vancouver B.C. called "Boom and Beer," will often give those who ate the chicken very knarly and long lasting bowel movements the next day.

"Aye yo Jacob wanna go to the gym this morning?"
"Sorry man can't, got the worst boomandshits right now. Totally worth it for the chicken though."

boomandshits by bindijoelhal September 21, 2020

boombanda 

Quite possibly the best moderator on go-gaia.com.

Boombanda=teh secks

boombanda by Sage April 24, 2004

boogahunday 

A type of anal probe that causes death when shoved too far up your ass.

After Mike's death his tombstone read:"He died shoving a boogahunday up his ass."

boogahunday by Sailor.Jerrie September 6, 2018