boomhower 

Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.

"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."

boomhower by JackD May 28, 2005

Boomhower 

The most amazing last name in the world. Generally related to country folk.

"Hey there goes Mrs. Boomhower!"

Boomhower by volleyballer#20c13 October 10, 2009

Boomhower 

When you getting laaaid your talking shit to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a fucking cum dumpster!

You fucking dirty little cum dumpster!

Boomhower by Whiss-lerr August 1, 2003

Boomhower Syndrome 

When a person is hard to understand much like the character Boomhower on King of the Hill

Kristy- Last night Jeff drunk dialed me and I could only understand about every fifth word he said
Deb - Oh, he had a case of Boomhower Syndrome

Boomhower Syndrome by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

Boomtower

What basic bitches say when they chug their drinks. Similar to “cheers” for men.

“Alright, Julie let’s chug these mimosas and go people watch. Boomtower”

Boomtower by Krisjulwillreg July 15, 2018

Boomtower

The act of chugging a full alcoholic beverage while holding the drink with the tips of your fingers only. First theorized by the prestigious "International Boomtowa League", Members solidify their presence with a "Towa Name" or callsign. Members of this prestigious group often accompany the act of hitting a "Boomtower" with skits, choreographed dance routines, or speeches that usually promote American Patriotism.

"Hi my name it Barry Mechakenher and this is the Boomtower. Hope all my fellow patriots out there are holding the line today and cheers"
*proceeds to hold drink with fingers tips only, consuming the full beverage*

Boomtower by Champagne Cowboy August 6, 2024