Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.
"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"
"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."
The most amazing last name in the world. Generally related to country folk.
"Hey there goes Mrs. Boomhower!"
When you getting laaaid your talking shit to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a fucking cum dumpster!
You fucking dirty little cum dumpster!