Bookmarks Tour

When you procrastinate or delay going to bed by clicking through every favorite and book in your internet browser.

I stayed up til 3 AM last night doing the Bookmarks Tour...

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other bookmarks

Where you keep all of your porn-related bookmarks on your computer.

I want to bookmark porn. Better put it in other bookmarks.

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When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

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wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

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Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

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After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

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