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Baby Boomers 

The most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of the Greatest and Silent Generations, who grew up with the hardship of the Great Depression and won World War 2, the baby boomers had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.

They act as if the world (particularly THEIR progeny, Generations X and Y) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for how they perceived they changed society. They romanticize their promiscuous, drug-induced escapades as having been some sort of Earth-shaking cultural movement that changed the course of history. As if they were the first and last generation to get fucked up and have random sex, and as if that somehow changed the world.

By the 80s every hippie had somehow lost touch with his values of altruism, free love, and selflessness, and had transformed into a suit-wearing, cutthroat yuppie. By now he's a middle-class suburbanite slob. Growing increasingly irrelevant, the baby boomer is trying to insist that his generation was God's gift to the world when in reality it was a selfish, petty, hedonistic generation that turned its back on everything it once stood for.

With modern medicine and a society that is increasingly health-conscious, the boomers are guaranteed to live on for decades beyond their utility, leeching off their posterity (a younger generation smaller than their predecessors, the first Americans who failed to reproduce at a sustainable rate) to the very end.
Baby Boomers: You punk kids should show some respect for your elders!

Punk Kid: Weren't you the ones who invented the phrase "Don't Trust Anyone Over 30?"

King of the boomers 

An unbelievably confused old guy
Did you see Scomo cruising the beach in his Speedos?

Yeah, that dickhead is king of the boomers.
King of the boomers by 29gts11 January 18, 2020

Boomersplain

When someone over explains and speaks down to a younger generation. Does not have to involve a boomer.
Boomer: When I was a kid, we went outside to have fun- Oh, you probably don't even know what that is. It's what you'd see if you ever pulled your head out of your phone!
Gen Z: Yeah Carol, stop boomersplaining, I obviously fucking know what outside is.
Boomersplain by Conrad McBoi March 30, 2020

Baby Boomers 

Generation of entitled, materialistic narcissists who express anger and bafflement that the half-assed parenting they exhibited due to putting their own 'needs' first somehow resulted in succeeding generations of spoiled, materialistic narcissists.
"Funny how Baby Boomers hate millenials for being just like them."
Baby Boomers by Poshlost December 4, 2019

Noobus boogers 

When a short friend of yours suck at a game
Noobus boogers by agooman May 21, 2022
Hallucinogenic Mushrooms commonly referred to as magic mushrooms or shrooms, they are produced in cow shit and make for a groovy time
I scored some killer boomers from that hippy down on 4th street
Boomers by Shrooms Dmoney February 11, 2017