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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
1. It is a nickname used by the servants for their young masters.

2. Son of someone else.
Ciel- I order you to bring me a dessert.
Sebastian - as you wish, bocchan.
bocchan by Mysterious_twinkie April 16, 2015

Boomhauer 

One of Hank Hill's friends on the animated show, King of the Hill. He has an unusual way of talking that some think is gibberish.
Boomhauer often begins a sentence with:
"Tell you what, man, dang ol'..."
Boomhauer by Brick Wall December 28, 2004
A Small Country Village that brings together Rich and famous people together for a good time in the summer time or even winter.
Where you going this weekend?

To bookham?

But it is winter time you can't have a great time there.

Any time is a good time in Bookham.
Bookham by T Pip April 22, 2010

boopchang 

Connie Chung's boopchang tastes like soy sauce.
boopchang by Max E. Padd February 26, 2010
"listen to that boichat!"
"blud that gash is bare boichatting behind yo back"
boichat by whazgwanin' May 26, 2009