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bonzarse 

when a friend or associate completely and blatantly ignores your email/IM/texts/calls, instead focusing on his/her other "more important" priorities.
Dude, have you talked to your gf Kylee today?
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.

I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.

I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.
bonzarse by JeffyPoo2000 August 3, 2008
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bongararo 

a bongararo is a long fucking dick. just more taller than all of the others you have seen. usually averages around 9+ inches. have fun feeling pain ladies!
"omg!! chad has such a big fucking bongararo
bongararo by interstellars May 11, 2020

Bonzar Bal 

when a spouse has some fun with another romantic interest and ends up giving birth to a child thats not from the marriage, it results in a bonzar bal
Arre to khupach bonzar aahe!!
I made my stepsis have a bonzar bal...
Bonzar Bal by Piki Burainda August 8, 2022
1.When someone is overly excited
2.When someone is taking the piss out of you

Derived from the words boner and zara
1. Zara: ' i got a D in my chemistry test :D! BONZAR!
2. Person A : I jus gt a text! yay!
Person B: Wow, thas amazing(sarcasm). Bonzar.
bonzar by Abbas November 26, 2006
Often mistaken for an actual boner, yet in actuality is quite different. Bonzars are often raised by certain circumstances that normally would not affect a boner. However, like a boner, a bonzar can also be affected by attractive women... or men.
John: "Hey, the weather is nice today!"

Mike: "Yea man! In fact, it is kinda giving me a bonzar."

John: "I am getting such a bonzar from this weather."
Bonzar by Metallifreak77 April 13, 2010

boozarama 

i went out last night, it was a boozarama
boozarama by Chevvers March 31, 2008