bulletproof bonnet

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.

That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.

by The Gratitude Mack September 28, 2023

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole

"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".

by Qtbounce June 6, 2021

Butt-Sex Bonnet

When a person has such rough anal sex that the rectum prolapses.

Erika ended up with a Butt-Sex Bonnet after her date Friday night.

by TOTEMIR August 19, 2023

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

Bitch in a Bonnet

someone who is extremely lame and comparable to a woman wearing a bonnet

Shut it, Bitch in a Bonnet!

by Esquared11 May 11, 2010