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The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.
"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

Boner Bonanza

After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.

This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.

This could prove embarrassing.
Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.
I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza
a state of well-being, state of plenty - derived after a famous country/western serial in which everything ended joyfully, and the mood was all-happy
oh, you should have come, it was a beach bunny bonanza, bikinis every where you looked. oh boy!
bonanza by U8IK January 15, 2007

three pack bonanza 

Shrink wrapped package of three older pornographic magazines. Black shrink wrap prevents seeing what magazines you are getting. Usually found in cheap liqour stores.
"I am the keeper of the three pack bonanza"

downtown bonanza 

A person's private area, coined by Dane Cook.
Dane Cook: ".. the first time you're gonna see the other person's downtown bonanza. And so you check it out and you hope that it's nice, and I'm happy to say she had a nice situation."
downtown bonanza by euroboy December 28, 2005