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this means being sweet as hell, almost as sweet as hags is...basically if ur acting bonkers, ur almost acting sig pi, cuz they are bonkers as all get out and thats a lot of bonkers
Yo man!!! Did u see how bonkers hags was at that party, he was acting all sig pi and then he stopped an entire tsunami cuz hes bonkers
by haggs is straight bonkers September 09, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job
I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.
by Mark December 18, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.
My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.
by QuacksO June 29, 2016
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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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I forgot that my exam is tomorrow! I'm such a bonker!
by Bonker180 September 08, 2016
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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dude today in class I had a huge bonker, I hope Lisa didn't see it
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It sucks; crap; something you hated.
Yo, Nelly's new CD is bonkers! Don't even waste your money on that shit.
That game was bonkers, I can't believe we lost.
by Phatty Mcgatty March 28, 2004
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .

Cover the Boner = Bonker.
Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?

Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !
by SheletreCina May 21, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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