bonghonk

D1: Noun; One who has acted in a thoughtless and/or selfish manner to the detriment of others.
D2: Verb; To deliberately act thoughtlessly because you think it's funny even though it's not.
D3: Verb; To intentionally steal a parking space from someone who clearly was waiting before you.

"Dude, that lady just stole my parking space, what a bonghonk."

"Let's go bonghonking and steal people's parking spaces" "Ok."

"Dude that guy just bonghonked me. Now I gotta park a mile from the food court. For the love of God, all I want is some General Gau's chicken."

bonghonk by SAB79 May 10, 2006

Banghorse 

The ugly chick you fuck on a regular basis when all other chicks have hated on you. In other words, she is the plan C of your night at the bar. She is preferably fat and/or STD infected. The banghorse always swallows. Keep in mind: She is not a friend with benefits because she is not your friend; she's just the ugly chick that you met at the deli and now you fuck.

"SHit, man. I'm so drunk. I'm gonna call my banghorse.........so I can get a blowjob."

Banghorse by William Holden July 31, 2006

bonghorn 

A nickname for the UT Longhorns due to the proclivity of its football players to smoke the reefer.

The most famous football players to attend University of Texas Bonghorns were Tarell Brown, Ricky Williams and Ramonce Taylor.

bonghorn by Forrest Gump the Seventh September 4, 2006

Longhorns

The name of the University of Texas sport teams.

The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.

Longhorns by Geris February 20, 2004

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

longhorns by Matt May 23, 2004

Longhorns

The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.

USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!

Longhorns by Jen in Austin January 9, 2006

Texas Longhorns 

The best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone.

"Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!"

"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."

Texas Longhorns by The Horns Guy March 1, 2010