bonery 

an adjective used to describe when a guy gets a boner, often used when speaking of boners occuring at unsuspecting times

I was cuddling with doug yesterday and he got all bonery!

bonery by nosilla December 12, 2004

bonery 

when someone feels like getting a boner

i was pretty bonery yesterday well i was watching gossip girl

bonery by eli the purple December 20, 2009

bonery 

something characterized by performative, often excessive excitement

"I wish the ice cream man wouldn't drive down the street at 6 am, and it gets the kids all bonery"

"Every time the doorbell ring, the puppy gets all bonery and won't stop barking"

bonery by dicktionaryite February 17, 2023

Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying 

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014