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Boneheart 

When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.
1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!

2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.
Boneheart by firemanic July 2, 2018
Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners
Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast
Bonercast by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

boneration 

A penis that is in a state of erection
It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
boneration by Cody (wdw_) December 19, 2003

The Bonercast 

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.
"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

Bonerworthy 

To be worthy of making you get a hard on.
"Dayum man, that Charlene sure is bonerworthy."
"I agree bro, Farleigh is too" ;)
Bonerworthy by Farlene November 27, 2009

bonertastic 

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.
"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo
bonertastic by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005