I'll make love to you, by Boyz2Men, is a huge Bonerjam.
1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection
2. A preservative made out of erect penises
3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball
4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex
5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"
1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam!
2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.
3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"
4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."
5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.
When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.
Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."
1. a bonerjam is where individuals gather, as many would gather for a party or fiesta, and have so much fun dancing with each other to music that causes individuals to jam, or dance to, and in the process forcing the males to achieve a mind-blowing erection. Females can achieve a boner jam by developing increased hardening in their nipples and a moistness in their vaginal area. The difference between males and females is that the male must jam his boner into something and the female must have her vaginajammed with a boner. Out of this act a dish may be contrived, known as bonerjambalaya, with its roots in Creole culture.
2.an individual that sucks so hard at life that he dances, or jams, to music but he is such a loser, or boner that his dancing is referred to as a "bonerjam". Those dubbed "bonerjam" are never very popular with the general public.
1.Bryan and all his friends had such a fun time at the beach that when someone started blasting Lady Gaga, a bonerjam ensued, resulting in a very dirty and sandy bonerjambalaya that was left in puddles all over the sand.
2. Jessica walked into the class reunion and requested "Take on Me" by Ah-Ha and resulted in a horrific display of one of the greatest bonerjams, causing all who witnessed it to begin whipping cake at her in disgust.
the jam like substance that comes out of a dudes boner
Pamela: uhh, you got bonerjam all over my face.
Borat: oh, I so sorry... NOT!
1) bonerjam: is a painful condition which comes about when a man gets overzealous when thrusting during sexual intercourse and proceeds to completely exit the orifice and forcefully jams his erected penis against a non penetrable surface such as a taint or cheek. The word bonerjam can be used as either a noun or a verb depending on the context.
2) bonerjam: a party in which all participants must be willing to openly admit to having an erection as is the goal of the celebration. One important and necessary aspect of all bonerjams is that rap music with overly crude lyrics is constantly played at a very loud and pulsating volume.
"What was that, Honey?"
"Dammit, I just gave myself some serious bonerjam! God my dick hurts!"
2) Someone call the doctor, because this bonerjam is gonna last way longer than four hours!
A girl who makes your dick so hard, you could easily use your erection to play Eruption by Van Halen.
And that's mighty hard.
Guy: That girl is such a total bonerjam, when I jerk it to her, David Lee Roth should be present for vocals.