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Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
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bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.
bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005
Slang for when a politician or leader ignores all expert advice and incites a group of people to sabotage their own futures with a bunch of lies and false promises to win a vote for their own benefit and disappears when it the shit hits the fan.
The country is screwed, looks like we've been well and truly borised
Borised by casinoboy101 June 27, 2016

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.
gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.
Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!
Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

bonerified

adj. an intensive (and somewhat sexual) form of bona fide; genuine. Compare "bonerific".
He's a bonerified college student now!
bonerified by kadatz May 18, 2010